The Campbell’s Chunky Soup Surprise
when you’re boning your beezey and you take a can of campbell’s chunky soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend’s badge. then you resume f-cking her. afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner
(for an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use campbell’s tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
mom: “wow, steven, this soup is delicious!”
steven: “you bet! its the campbell’s chunky soup surprise!!”
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