the cancer patient
when a guy -j-c-l-t-s in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one’s hair.
my girl has to shave her head
why?
bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out
ohh the cancer patient. that is funny
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