The Cantaloupe Challenge
the cantaloupe challenge is replacing your mouth with a warm cantaloupe while giving a guy head. the man is told that he needs to be blindfolded to add to the s-xyness of the bl-wj-b. the girl goes down on the guy for a minute or so. then she tells him that she has to put her hair up but instead she grabs the already warm cantaloupe (with a hole carved through the rine) and the proceeds to fool the man by sliding the cantaloupe over his d-ck, and then mimicking the motion of giving head. the challenge is to see how long it takes the man before he realizes that he has been f-cking a cantaloupe instead of getting head.
i totally got my boyfriend last night! i tried the cantaloupe challenge and he didnt realize for 10 minutes! he nearly came!
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