Cucumber encumberer
a more esoteric term for “c-ck blocker” derived from the term “enc-mber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult.” and “cuc-mber: a hard pickle, and pickle means p-n-s.”
the term may also exist in the form of “enc-mber(ed/ing) the/my/his cuc-mber” as well as other possible combinations.
“jenny’s crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to enc-mbering my cuc-mber like it’s a f-cking hobby. i just want a piece of jenny!”
“cuc-mber enc-mberer, keeping the c-m out of her!”
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