The Canterbury Quaker Shaker
holding onto your p-n-s during an earthquake of a magnitude of 7.1 or greater, and riding out the earthquake in guilt free pleasure; letting nature take it’s course.
q: how did you survive the canterbury earthquake on sept 4th, 2010?
a: i gripped onto my p-n-s for dear life; the canterbury quaker shaker.
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