the captain effect
when all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and r-t-rded, the creature would be known as “captain autism”. when “it” finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the captain effect. where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns
john became depressed as he realized he was under the spell of the captain effect.
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