The Captain John Morgan
the act of inserting the index finger into a v-g-n- for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
it is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
well david finally maned up last night… sort of. he pulled the captain john morgan on suzie. hahahaahha
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