the captain phillips
based on the true story of the pirates who control the horn of africa, the captain phillips is the act of sticking somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming “i am the captain now!!!”
baby get ready for the captain phillips i’m gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of c-m in you.
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