The Cari Champion
when you say “mother f-cker” on live tv, its recorded… and obvious to everyone… yet you sware you said “mother sucker”. a person who against all evidence will not admit to the truth.
dave pulled the cari champion yesterday. this is refering to the cbs news anchor in atlanta that said “mother f-cker” while anchoring a newscast. it was on live tv and everyone could hear it, yet she clains to have said “mother sucker” because she can’t admit to the truth.
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