The Carnal Lie
when a woman you’ve picked up at a bar (or elsewhere)or at the end of a first date has s-x with you and tells you “i never do this,” when you are just pretty d-mn sure she’s full of sh-t.
nicole took me back to her trailer, got undressed, and commenced telling me the carnal lie. at the time, i really didn’t mind.
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