the carpet


a colloquial nickname given to the home ground of -rs-nal football club. located in ashburton grove, it is more widely known as the emirates stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

the term ‘the carpet’s is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the gr-ss as a playing surface.
man 1: wa’gwanin this sat-rday bruv?

man 2: na’gwanin, just watching -rs-nal at the carpet bruvvv.

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