The Castle (Newport)


now defunct former meeting place of many scruffy urchins from the plague-ridden streets of south wales’ most heinous city. smells distinctly of p-ss and under-age smoking.
“oh boys, let’s go to the castle…we can have a spliff and throw stuff in the river. again.”

Read Also:

  • the lenny kravitz jig

    a trip. the jig who has a furry afro and looks like a r-t-rded 15 year old version of the gay jewish black singer, lenny kravitz. always looks like he’s on way too many anti-depressants and makes strange twitchy face motions, while always maintaining the same eerie smile, which has become a trademark of the […]

  • the local

    a shortened version fo “the local pub”, which itself a contraction for the local public house. this does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits. go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie. the local is a local neighborhood […]

  • The locker room

    my first unforgettable experience don’t you remember the locker room…? oh yeah

  • The Rake

    a mysterious super hero who sneaks around in the night when he comes upon an un suspecting victim yells “f-ck you with a rake” and proceeds to do such “dude i was walking around last night and i got raked” “yah man that huy the rake is everywhere” what women are in the poker game […]

  • there was a band car day

    a phrase which could be used in american accent in haste if you want to ask your indian servant or friend to close the door.. related -> there was a cold day ashley: karan, there was a band car day!(spoken spontaneously) karan: aray tumko hindi ati hai.. (hindi for “hey you know how to speak […]


Disclaimer: The Castle (Newport) definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.