The Castlevania


beat dracula(your partner) with the vampire killer(your p-n-s), then unleash your holy magic attack(s-m-n) upon them. repeat till the person is dead(knocked unconcious) congratulations, you defeated dracula.
i met some girl proclaiming herself as a vampire. so i did the castlevania on her.

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