The Cat Empire
(pr-nounced: th-ee k-at emp-pie-er)
greatest noun
derived from australiani-n-s
the cat empire is an australian band from melbourne that consists of members: felix riebl, harry angus, will hull-brown, jumps, ryan munro & ollie mcgill. the band also has ‘extra’ members known as the ‘cat empire horns’ that comprises ross irwin, kieran conrau & carlos. the cat empire’s music is absolutely incredible with killer trumpet melodies, b-ss riffs, keyboard solos, drum solos, dj deck solos and amazing lyrics that will be stuck in your head for years to come.
“their sound is often described as a fusion of jazz, ska, funk and rock with heavy latin influences. as of 2006, they have released four alb-ms and are signed on the virgin records label.”
judge them. love them.
‘because living, my friends, is that sweet unresolved.’
the cat empire: musical people, musical musos, musical geniuses, musical legends, musical gods…wait, what else is there?
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