The Compton Effect


when a bomb, specifically contstructed by ducks (dont’ ask), explodes. the ensuing silence before the explosion is “the compton effect.”

in slang often shortened to merely “compton.” refers to the awkward silence after a bad “yo mama” joke.
seth: and dude, it was like 95 degrees outside!

jenna: that’s what she said!

-the compton effect-

seth: wow… im impressed, ur comptons are getting longer…

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