The Catapult


when the male is about to release his fluids, he pulls back his p-n-s and releases as he c-ms. thus, flinging his genital juices into her face… or any other desirable target.
martin: dude last night i was practicing my long shot!

dan: really what did you get?

martin: 20 feet!!!!

dan: really how did you do that???

martin: i used the catapult!
whilst receiving oral pleasure, to apply pressure to the phallus in question and release on the said oral pleasurer\\\\\\\’s face…the catapult
\\\\\\\”i the catapulted that sh-t.\\\\\\\”

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