The Cereolis Effect
the ark and motion formulated by your brain to yield the maximum amount of cereal to milk ratio on your spoon.
dan: (emptys milk container in bowl) hey bill, what happened to the rest of the milk?
bill: sorry, i needed to pour more to match the cereolis effect. i cant eat half a box of captain crunch running on dry?
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