the champagne bottle

a s-x move in which just prior to -j-c-l-t–n, a thumb is placed over the tip of the p-n-s causing the -j-c-l-t- to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.

usually used after a particularly unlikely s-xual encounter that one might count as a “victory” or in other celebratory circ-mstances such as new years orr birthdays.
“had s-x with the cute cheerleader last night. was such a victory that i had to use the champagne bottle!”

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