The Champagne Method
where you have a hard sh-t then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped sh-t) and then it all liquid sh-t coming out. like a champagne bottle.
bro, don’t look at that toilet! i took a sh-t and used the champagne method. you mean you did in the style of the champagne method? like a champagne sh-t bro.
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