the champagne papi
not affiliated or related to rap artist drake. the champagne papi in context, is when a man dips his p-n-s into champagne before receiving oral s-x or engaging in v-g-n-l penetration.
“justin wanted to spice up his love life, so he decided tonight was the night he was going to give his girl the champagne papi.”
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