The Chariot
an insane s-xual move created by 2 insane freshman at bowie high. it is preformed by getting 4 hos. then you tie them up with chains and b-ttf-ck them as they drag you along in a chariot on thier hands and knees until they have bl–dy stupms. while they drag you you must put olive oil on your d-ck and set it on fire while you b-ttf-ck them and then drink gasoline and p-ss napalm all over them. then carve pentagrams on thier backs with a rusty knife and pour chickens blood all over them (while you b-ttf-ck them and p-ss napalm all over them). finnaly when they die (in like 10 minutes) you crucify them and the entire spectacle must be performed on the freeway.
stanley: “oh man did you see what donnie did??”
alex: “no what did i miss?”
stanley: “he just performed the chariot”
alex: “youve gotta be sh-tting me,, that move is impossible!!”
awesome band from dougl-ssville georgia.
man i sure love the chariot
act of removing the driver’s seat of one’s car so that an individual may penetrate a woman from behind in doggystyle fashion while she operates the gas and brake pedals with her hands; the chariot driver steers. best announced by yelling “the chaaaariot” out the car window.
the chariot race ended in disaster because mandy could not see when to hit the brakes.
a hardcore band from douglasville, ga. their singer, josh scogin, original singer for norma jean, left because he was getting married. he later decided he was too amazing to not make music and formed the chariot.
1. i saw the chariot las night and it was almost as good as a norma jean concert! maybe better…
2. swing low, swing chariot
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