The Cheasapeake Classic
performed by those who are uncirc-mcised who stuff their forskin with blue fin crab, striped b-ss, and shrimp meat and pull back the forskin while getting head. this allows all the wonderful flavors of the cheasapeake into one serving of degrading bliss.
she looked like she needed a high protein shake so i gave her the cheasapeake cl-ssic
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