the cheese omelet
standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.
(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)
i had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, i gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese
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