the cheeseballs problem
1. the cheeseb-lls problem is a horrible pandemic. when you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. specifically cheeseb-lls. whyis this a problem? well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, s-x can occur. oral s-x involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man’s b-lls. his b-lls are now orange with cheese. they don’t notice and lie back down. they continue watching the wizard. the cheese b-lls have spilled onto the man’s lap, his woman’s face on his lower abdominal area. she reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. she encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. the woman has bitten this man’s cheese covered tesicle. the cheeseb-lls problem is to be taken seriously.
fred durst: yeah man, i been having the cheeseb-lls problem again.
tommy lee: dude, me to. my kidneys are killing me.
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