The Chief
marijuanna, “weed”, gr-ss
do you know “the chief?”
(do you smoke marijuana?)
a cultural icon stuck in a painting created by a member of the caswell family. he speaks of reminisces about the past glory of his homeland and it’s untimely destruction. although the chief regularly posts his thoughts via social media platforms, his sadness for the loss of his land is all too often overlooked and forgotten by the m-sses who only follow him to receive a laugh as they continue on their quest for self actualization, leaving the chief behind and alone…yet again.
“did you see that anecdotal comment the chief made yesterday? it was so funny! let’s go cut down some trees.”
“wow i feel great today. i think i will go laugh at what the chief said. and then feel great some more. cause i laughed.”
“dude, the chief sure has seemed down the last few days. sure is too bad about the destruction of his homeland. let’s get some gluten free wings.”
also known as the champ
hey do you know jesse. hes the chief!
anyone who is that bent out of shape about such a definition to write 2 new definitions is quite obviously the chiefiest chief in existence.
look, it is ted…the chiefiest chief.
ted reilly. no matter how many times he denies it, he is the one and only true chief.
wow, ted is in chief denial.
whatever. any person who is chiefy-ish enough to actually create this definition is certainly the ultimate chief
yup. now what?
ted reilly
man, ted is the chief.
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