The Chinese Dash
(noun, brit.)
to leave a restaurant without paying the bill; to ‘do a runner’. originally applicable to chinese eating houses (where the ‘dash’ might be considered safer, due to the relative p-ssivity and diminutive stature of the waiting staff), the expression is now considered an acceptable term to use irrespective of the restaurant’s ethnic origin.
“heavens, amelia – i appear to have left my amex card in my other jodhpurs.”
“oh giles, you’re incorrigible. i suppose we’ll have to perform the chinese dash again.”
“i’m very much afraid so, amelia – i’m afraid so.”
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