The Couchman


leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a s-xual encounter. has been known to lead to blue cl-t. suggested remedies include remembering a woman’s cl-toris is in fact in her throat.
“dude, last night i was with this hott chick. but i gave her the couchman and i don’t think she will call me again. fml”

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