The Chinese Lawnmower
the chinese lawnmower is a s-xual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. the male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. he then procedes to spin his d-ck in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. this manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.
i was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so i gave her the chinese lawnmower.
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