The Choclate Express
after one takes an extremly horrid sh-t and it takes almost all night to wipe your -ss…than after that last swipe of fungy t-rd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up sh-t and your stanky -ss hair….by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid sh-t that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle -ss hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper…..a very rare occurance
jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express…
d-mn dawg u smell like dried up -ss hair..an crusty p–p….whats that burning smell?? you just been threw the choclate express huh?
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