the chong dong
a p-n-s of immense size that bends sp-ce and time with its m-ss
courtney- hey chad, you look like the kind of jock with the chong dong
chad- f-ck yea, u down to have rough s-x?
courtney- yea i’m down
chad- *whips out c-ck, and the sp-ce time continuum ruptures*
courtney- turns into a 2d shape and screams in terror as the world crumples and everything she has ever known vanishes before her eyes
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