The Chop


a s-xual position where the male positions himself flat on his back, the female positions herself on top of the male but facing toward his feet. the male holds onto the females hips, so he resembles a biker riding a 70s style, chopper with high handle bars.
i was tappin’ dat b-tches -ss, gettin’ the chop.
when someone says something stupid you hold one of your hands upsidedown and karate chop it with your other hand saying “that’s the chop”
“there’s a new mexico?”
“dude thats the chop”
the result of having a moist inner b-ttocks, thus creating a condition in which the fabric in one’s bottoms clings to the inner crack/b-ttcheek/-n-s, and creating a 3-dimensional model of one’s gluteus maximus.
holli had the chop yesterday, emily has it today, but caleb has it everyday.

we know you just saw that chop.

here it come, choppy mcchopson!

“he got da chop -snap-, he got da chop -snap-!”

“i have a chop fetish”, susan admitted.
as in karate chop. the form of both hands held out, open and stiff in a somewhat robot stance, ready for some -ss kickin’. just like in martial art films, but more in a way a child would do so, kinda karate kid style (ralph macchio).
we got a problem here, do i need to bring out the chops?!
when a guy gets the end of his yoohoo nipped off.
i got drunk and signed myself up for the chop.

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