The Chorizo Butt Plug
the act of jackhammering copious amounts of chorizo into ones -n-s with a d-ck. any d-ck will do.
hey did you hear what happened to jordan? dude… he got all drunk with scott the other night and ended up getting the chorizo b-tt plug! he said it hurt like sh-t and it was super messy!
gross, whats that?
look it up bro!
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