The Chris Berman


while a girl is performing the act of f-ll-t–, the man grabs the girl and spins her around into the 69 position and makes the famous chris berman “whoooop.”
we were down stairs when we heard justin pull the chris berman, suddenly we realized that we were ready for some football.

yeah so she went down on me, but it wasn’t that great so i decided to pull the chris berman, needless to say it was much better after that.

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