The Chubacca


a s-xual act: so you take a look down and you realize that your p-b-s are getting a bit long…so you decide to trim them and since your at your mother-in-laws (or someplace else you don’t want to leave evedence) you must save the mess so you simple throw them in a zip lock baggie. later, one day when your getting a bl-w j-b from someone and you climax you blow your load in their face. you then realize that the zip lock baggie is in your pocket and with a quick slight of hand you throw your p-b-s in their face. with a kind of tar and feather effect (accept it is a c-m and p-b-s) the p-b-s stick to their face. next, with a triumphant wookie belch you make the famous noise ba-ah-gah-gah-gah. thus, making your lover into the hairy beast and lovible, cuddly character you may or may not remember.
dude i hooked up with this chick last night and i totally gave her the chubacca!

i hate my girlfriend so much i gave her the chubacca trying to break up with her, but she totally was into it.

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