The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
his noodliness, the flying spaghetti monster is the ultimate truth in the universe. it is the central point of worship in the religion commonly known as flying spaghetti monsterism or pastafarianism, according to which it is the creator and overseer, watching our lives and our world, changing them as it sees fit, by use of his most holy noodly appendage.
incredibly, this ancient religion was not well-known until its rediscovery in 2005 by graduate student bobby henderson. he shall live on forever in the afterlife next to the beer volcano. due to this incredible rebirth, flying spaghetti monsterism is now one of the world’s most edible and fastest-growing religions
i am a part of the church of the flying spaghetti monster
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