the cilia
when you enter an empty club and proceed to break out your dance moves, before being pounced upon by underage cougars (who appeared out of nowhere), who desire your human flesh but you reject them as you wish to know them personally before engaging in animalistic behaviour.
“d-mn johnny those girls wanted you!”
“ye but i’m not just gonna get with them once and never see them again”
“dafuq dont you be pulling the cilia on me!”
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