The Citadel

basically the citadel is like a prison. you can get a degree, get f-cked up the -ss by the administration, the barbwire is facing in, and they lock us in at night. it is a pretty small campus where the hardest people come to get an education. if you want the hardest experience of a military college you will go to the citadel. if you are a girl you will get many double standards, and will not get kicked out as easy as guys would. the only difference we have from a prison is that we can go out on the weekends and on wednesday nights, there are women here-due to a federal court decision and brigadier general mace’s daughter wanted to go here, and we pay for the treatment that we get. this is not punishment, it is an education.
we can kick all other acadamies -sses at so many things. come down and give it a try sometime. if you do not go to the citadel you are a pansy. sigma chuck.
the famous south carolina corps of cadets.we know of no other inst-tution in any other state in which produces the whole man. our exclusive process of a four cl-ss system, rigorous hazing, and bands of gold created by blood sweat and tears produces a man you will find in no other school in no other state.
sweat parties, hanging form forth and the brace machine.
the citadel is and always will be the toughest military academy out there. people give it a bad name (some of it is probally fair) but it is still the hardest out there, and it takes a brave (or crazy) person to give up 4 years of their life to be here. no matter what others say, charlie company reigns supreme.
some say it sucks to go to the citadel, but it is awesome to be from the citadel.
where men go period. not like the p-ssy aggies who pretend to be a military school – what a f’ing joke! the citadel is where manhood meets mastery and only the strong survive.
i wanted not be a p-ssy aggie, so i went to the citadel.
a ‘school’ in the heart of darkness that is south carolina. most of the students are dorks who went there because they wanted to be hard. the administration is obsessed with political correctness (look at the website) and treating the students like children. since you’re treated like a child, you’ll act like a child. the food sucks. good luck staying in shape unless you buy your own collection of supplements and hide them in your room. the girls are mostly nasty and most of them are wh-r-s. if you bang a female cadet, then you’re a piece of sh-t unworthy of your ring. oh yeah, get ready for lots of acne. have fun with that.
person a: hey, why does that kid have his t-shirt tucked in and why is he not wearing a belt?

person b: he’s some donkey that goes to the citadel.
a military run daycare center, that in reality, along with virginia tech is a b-tch to vmi.
“i would take the cadets from the citadel to win a battle, but the cadets from vmi to win a war” – patton (if u citadel guys know who that is)
school that unfortunately produces cadets with no confidence. a group of cadets from the citadel visited texas a&m university corps of cadets in november, and after seeing that we aren’t locked up 24/7, they really started to feel bad. one cadet even got information on transferring. the citadel doesn’t understand the meaning of college; not even the military is run like a daycare center. remember guys, just because citadel cadets before you put up with it, doesn’t mean it was the smartest thing to do.
after we told our girlfriends about the citadel cadets, the girls felt so bad that they immediately began putting together care packages for them. h-ll, we even paid the postage. good luck guys.

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