The Citrus Scale
a way of comparing breast size in relation to citrus fruit.
a-cup=k-mquats.
b-cup=tangerines.
c-cup=lemons.
d-cup=oranges.
dd-cup=grapefruits.
using the citrus scale, i think she’s packing lemons.
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