The Costanza


when you are eating a girl out and the p-ssy just isn’t enough for you. you proceed to take a quick break unknowing to your girl and take a bite of a pastrami sandwich you have hidden. then you get back to eating the more delicious pastrami in between your girls legs. just like george did in the episode.
dude i was so hungry last night while i was f-cking that i pulled the costanza on my girl.

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