The Clamp
what one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.
the other day i went to the gyno and got the clamp.
the deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. it occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the -n-l cavity. this causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.
1) “man did you see ruw get clamped? did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?”
2) the clamp isn’t gay, shut up.
a s-xual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady’s -rs-hole and the thumb in her v-g-n- and preceding to “clamp” the rectov-g-n-l septum in the hand.
gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn’t fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.
i was clamping a slag once and i got so excited my thumb broke through into her -rs-.
a s-xual manuever in which you grab both the p-n-s and the ball sack and sqeeze it as hard as you can, while pushing it up.
zach was given the clamp by hannah.
when performing “finger s-x” on a woman, the clamp aids with balance from the “finger s-x” giver. this comes in handy most often when intoxicated, falling off the bed, or both.
“yo berms, i was wasted about to fall off the bed while finger-s-xing that mamma, until i used the clamped to save my fall.”
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