The Closet
tom cruise’s home.
get out of the closet tom.
a magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and r kelly narrates every action anyone does.
he looks at the closet, i pull out my beretta. he walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, d-mn he’s opening the closet…
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