The Cloudy Monocle


the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in someones eye.
john: that vagrant over there just gave me the cloudy monocle…

roger: like he handed you a vintage piece of eyewear?

john: no he f-cking j-zzed in my f-cking eye!

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