The Cockbrush
when some slob makes sure he rubs his crotch up against a girl nonchalantly, and then says something lame like “sorry!” … a really -ssinine way to cop-a-feel.
say you are in a record store, flipping through the vinyl… and the sc-mbag with the mullet who smells like b.o., cigarettes, and pabst acts like you’re in the way and the only way to get around you is to brush-up against, and says “oh, excuse me!” or “sorry”(like thats gonna make it any less violating)… the thing you always feel is the zipper of his pants against your -ss or back, and of course he got friction out of it.
when i was at the shoe store, some -sshole totally gave me “the c-ckbrush” when i was looking through the rack.
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