The Cole
anyone who is a mother f-cking fudge packing punk -ss b-tch of an emo/goth/f-g kid. these kids are to be talked about behind their backs, but be warned, because if they get wind of what you said, they are likely to come and stab or pierce your flesh wih one of their many needles they keep hidden in their gay -ss black combat boots.
i was talking about how hard i did the cole’s momma yesterday, and that little motherf-cker came and stabbed my testacle with one of his five pins.
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