The Colts
a nfl football team that is based in indianapolis, one of the nations largest and greatest cities. the colts are also famous for they’re beating the green bay packers.
you know the colts are a good team when they can defeat the packers.
a technique primarily executed during s-xual foreplay, “the colt” is a revolutionized form of cl-toral stimulation and g-spot penetration. the naming of “the colt” was originated from its visual resemblance to a handgun. if performed correctly, the thumb should appear as the hammer and m-ssage the cl-torous while the index and/or middle finger should appear as the barrel and penetrate the g-spot.
“i colted the f-ck outta this b-tch today, she absolutely loved it!”
“i just gave my new girlfriend “the colt” for the first time, needless to say, we had to change the sheets.”
dude #1: why on earth is your face wet?
dude #2: this broad just squirted all over my face, yeah boy, what you know ’bout that colt?
a group of 3 bestfriends that think they are the sh-t, but really they are just liars, sneaky and b-tches. everyone acts like they like them but really most girls talk about them behind their back.
alyssa: so i texted the colt and invited them to my party last night but they never replied.
kasie: wait, they never replied? that’s weird because i texted them lastnight and asked them what the math homework was and they replied in less then two seconds.
alyssa: wow, those sneaky b-tches.
terry: sneaky bithches? are you guys talking about the colt?
kasie: yes
terry: man, i hate them.
the colt: oh, hey guys what’s up?
kasie: oh nothing. just talking about how much we love you guys.
an nfl team that plays good during the season, then chokes in the playoffs. owned and operated by the patriots.
manning broke single season touchdown records in 2004 with 49 td’s. but threw zero against the pats.. and lost.
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