The Dick Meter
n. a scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
when used, use terms -n-logous to parts of a male p-n-s.
oh man, on the d-ck meter, that movie sucked all the way to the b-lls!!
that car crash sucked so bad! on the d-ck meter, it sucked full-shaft plus the b-lls!
a measurement tool to express how much something sucks.
wow! on the d-ck meter that test sucked all the way to the b-lls.
d-mn son!! that other team took the shaft on the d-ck meter. they only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.
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