The Commandments
the commandments that moses dropped on the way down the mountain and were recovered by three dudes in colorado. these were the real commandments written as law for stoners, sinners and macdaddy’s.
1. thought shalt get laid
2.though shall not be gay
3.thou shalt have a honey wagon
4. thou shalt scam on honeys
5.thou shall not rub thine self in vasaline
6.thou shall not finger thine cat (that means you kris!!)
7. thou shall make monthly pilgrameges to the mall in search for slimys
8.thou shall get stoned
9. gretta is a b-tch and that is that
10. though sall not name thine kid isaac (god that’s a gay name)
the commandments make life barable
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