The Communist
a s-x position created by cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the soviet union’s sp-ce program. once the sp-ce craft leaves earth’s orbit, both partic-p-nts paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
cosmonaut 1: yes comrade, on my last mission to mir anna karenina and i performed the communist.
cosmonaut 2: was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
cosmonaut 1: it was utter pleasure for both of us.
the communist resides in round rock, texas. she’s a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. people follow her, and if you don’t she’ll slaughter you.
“i’m scared, the communist is walking next to me!”
a term describing some particular as a communist, instead of generally “a communist”.
ole: do you know a communist?
malte: yes, i know alot.
ole: but no-one knows the communist,
like, the fore-front example, gent!
gent: that’s me. all hail the rebel alliance! equality for all.
to deficate in ones own hand and slap someone else firmly with it.
i was giving my girlfriend a rim job and she farted in my mouth so i gave her the communist.
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