The Confuser


“the confuser” is very similiar to the commonly known “punisher” and the very popular “shocker”.
the confuser involves the male partic-p-nt using his crooked pinkey finger and sticks it into a woman’s v-g-n-. the confuser is a very good technique because it allows the man to reach all of the “nooks and crannies” and confuses the women, making it more enjoyable because she has no idea where he will go next.
“which way will i go! which way will i go!”

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