the congressional
named after the democratic new hampshire congressman, richard “d-ck” swett, having a case of the congressional is when you have a large amount of d-ck sweat. this mainly happens in the summer months to men and some transvest-tes.
frank: man, i have a wicked case of the congressional.
jim: a lot of d-ck sweat, huh?
frank: feels like a full session of congress down there.
jim: swamp -ss is a b-tch.
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